what comes to mind when i say:

hollywood regency?

well well well

I’m just in an off mood today, so someone had just thrown out a shitton of trash and it was kinda gross but hey i’m a dumpster diva so i was casually looking and picked up a basket or something and this beyatch comes up to me and says in a high pitched bitchy voice “you know when people strew around garbage it attracts rats.” ever quick on my feed, i said “well then i would be helping because i’m actually taking some of it,” to which she let out a flustered sigh and huffed off. little does she know that i’ll be the one who starts up the neighborhood littering group on saturday mornings!

dedicated to Christina Wollerman.