True or False

Which of the following statements is true:

In the name of alley furniture, Julie:

  1. once called the police on a hobo so she could get the chaise he was eyeing.
  2. carried home a lamp on New Year’s Eve, through a crowd of drunks in the streets of Chicago, and was mocked by every one of them.
  3. pushed a small child into a thorn bush to get her out of the way to gain access to a small table behind the bush.
  4. all of the above.

I will give a secret prize to the first person who guesses right! I will ship it within the U.S., but prolly not out of the country.


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